The Coolest Gear You Can Swing

Humans have been swinging tools ever since the first cave man left the Garden of Eden, picked up a triceratops femur, and killed a wooly mammoth for dinner. (We looked that up.)

These days, however, the gear dudes swing when they’re playing games or doing work tends to be a lot more high tech: golf clubs juiced up with nitrogen, carbon-fiber hockey sticks, dual-action machetes. In fact, some of the gear is so badass, you’ll want to pick up a new sport or engage in some good ol’ fashioned manual labor just so you can wield it.

Though we have to admit, it’d still be pretty badass to kill dinner with a dinosaur bone.