9 Things To Know Before Getting a Dog

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9. All Dogs Go To Heaven (… Or Hell …  Or They Just Die … You Get The Point)
No shit, right? It’s worth the reminder because when it happens you’ll be reduced to a gooey puddle of tears on the first evening you come home and Rex isn’t there to hump your leg.

It’s cliché to say, but dogs really do become part of your family. You’ll embrace your new best friend and do things like talk to him in a weird voice, do questionable things like kiss him on the mouth (that’s seriously gross, by the way), and cancel plans with buddies simply because you want to hang with him. But like parents, loved ones and all other living beings, dogs gets sick, and old, and are hit by cars, and are infected with incurable diseases. In other words, your dog is on the same one-way ride you’re on. So treat him right while there’s still time.