A Downright Educational Porn Video (SFW)

Porn is terrific and all, but the fact is, it supplies men and women alike with plenty of misconceptions about sex in the real world. For example, the average non-porn-star dude’s average penis size is nothing like the disconcertingly large average porn star’s penis, and the average couple’s sex session doesn’t last as long as a Ken Burns miniseries. Still, many people — especially youngsters — don’t realize this, and so wind up with a completely warped opinion of what sex “should” be like.

Using food as a visual aid, this clever video walks us through just how different porn is from the plain ol’ everyday sex you’re having with your girlfriend, wife, and/or mistress. It’s SFW, so feel free to share it with all of your coworkers. (It is SFW but in all seriousness you probably shouldn’t share it with all of your coworkers.)