Drunk Groom Successfully Ups His Odds For Divorce [Video]

A 2013 survey of more than 2,100 newlyweds found that more than half don’t have sex on their wedding night. We’re willing to bet that this lovely couple fits with the majority. We’re not marriage counselors, but we are semi-civilized human beings. And that means we know that drunknely giving your wife a lap dance, face-planting, and then raunchily gnawing off her garter belt isn’t the best way to get your marriage moving in the right direction.

However, what that behavior will most likely do is provide her family with a few hundred reasons to think their newly minted son-in-law is a total dickhead while effectively ruining his newly minted bride’s big day.

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