Happy 35th Birthday, Garfield!

SALEM SABERHAGEN | SABRINA, THE TEENAGE WITCH
We’ll be honest—we weren’t exactly the correct demographic for the show when it was on, so basically all we know about this cat was that he was a man who was turned into a cat as punishment for wanting to take over the world. Or something. Also, he’s kind of swishy. (So far, he sounds remarkably like Stewie Griffin.) And the puppet they use for him is somehow both laughably fake-looking and deeply unsettling in an uncanny valley sort of way. Regardless, we’d probably rather have a beer with Bret Saberhagen.