How To Be a Man (Bruce Willis Edition)

Harry Stamper (Armageddon)

You know who delegates serious responsibilities so they can clock out and hit the bar? Losers, that’s who. [Also, guys who run a men’s lifestyle website. —Ed.] Inspirational figures like Harry Stamper roll up their sleeves and push harder when the going gets tough. And if the job requires you to ride out the last few minutes of your life aboard a rogue asteroid while your daughter watches it all on pay-per-view? So be it. Nothing in this life is handed to you on a silver platter, son.

Inspirational Quote: “We’re here. Nobody down there can help us. So if we don’t get this job done, then everybody’s gone.”