How To Hold a Goddamned Baby

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BE MINDFUL OF LOOSE MATERIALS

Keep your eyes open for loose material when you’re the carrier. It can get wrapped around the baby’s body or cover the face, which Dr. Rallie McAllister of The Mommy MD Guides says can happen easier and quicker than you’d imagine.

Other than that, there’s not a whole lot to critique about President Gerald Ford’s baby-holding technique. But the guy was a college football standout at Michigan, so it’s no surprise his baby-holding technique was solid.