8 Men’s Grooming Tips From Hideous Movie Monsters

men's grooming tips from monsters hair wax englishMONSTER: Michael Myers
PROBLEM: A bad case of bed head

Michael has been plunging butcher knives into people’s guts for several decades, and yet in all that time he hasn’t managed to run a comb through his hair. Apparently you don’t learn good grooming habits when you grow up in mental institutions. (That’s Obamacare for you!)

Luckily there’s English Laundry Shiny Hair Wax ($25 @ Amazon.com). It not only promises and delivers long-lasting hold with no annoying stickiness, it provides a “screaming” hold. Okay, that was a bit of a stretch…


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