MONSTER: Werewolf
PROBLEM: Way too much body hair
It may look simply majestic underneath the glow of a full moon, but few women are turned on by thick gobs of hair all over your body.
The Panasonic All-In-One Hair Clipper & Beard Trimmer ($43 @ Amazon.com) allows you to shave wet or dry with 40 different adjustable settings to help you fine-tune just how bestial you wish to appear. As far as your lupine chest and back are concerned, wolfman up and visit a salon for a proper wax.
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