19 Of The Most Americanest Things Ever

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Yeah, we know America has its issues — our infrastructure is crumbling, our political system is corrupt and filled with obstructionists, and it’s a full day’s work just to exit a contract with the soul-sucking money whores at Comcast — but we still love this goddamn country. And with these super American examples of some of the most Americanist things to ever bless the land of the free, who could blame us?

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#1. Defeat ISIS? All we need to do is unleash Rex Kwon Do and 15 seconds later they’re screwed.