Easton Stealth Speed XL Softball Bat ($300)
Unleash your inner Crash Davis by shouldering this super-sized hit stick, which boasts a 13.5-inch barrel. That’s the largest legal hitting area in the game, and Easton’s design aces have distributed the weight for optimal balance and given the handle a bit of flex to increase power. And, of course, “patented CXN technology provides extra kick and increased bat speed.” We’re not sure what that means, but it sounds awesome. At the very least, these features should help you poke a dying quail to the opposite field when the pitcher is dealing Nuke LaLoosh-level heat.
