Video: Golden Eagle Tries to Steal Child

Yeah, the title pretty much sums this one up. Somewhere in Canada — we imagine it’s Quebec, based on the ridiculous language they’re speaking — a golden eagle swoops into a park and attempts to carry off a little kid. But the youngster proves a little too big for the eagle, who drops him and flies away. Psh, typical Canadian golden eagle — now, if that were an American bald eagle, that kid would have been dinner. USA! USA! USA!

Update: Sadly, it’s fake CGI necromancy.