Just in case you forgot, allowing your buddy to swipe at your face with a sword before or after he’s been drinking is a terrible idea. Even if he claims to be a master swordsman or you’ve seen him chop things a million times before, unless you’re in the market for some blackmarket rhinoplasty, allowing someone to to play ninja as he attempts to impress a crowd of drunks will only end in a pool of blood and a rushed trip to the nearest emergency room.
Oh, and in case you’re wondering, This is what the nose looked like pre-surgery … if you can still call it a nose. Warning: the pic is not NSFW, and, really, not safe for anyone with human eyeballs that function properly.
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