Yoko Ono’s Fashion Line Should Be Mark David Chapman’d

BELL BOARD ($400): We thought this couldn’t get any more emasculating until we noticed it says “Ring for your mommy” on the board.

LIGHTBULB BRA ($250): The only guy we can picture pulling this off is Fat Mannequin, but it’d be more for function than fashion.

PRINTED FLY KNEE PADS ($55): We don’t care if you say it twice, they’re still not fly.

JOCK STRAP ($200): Note to selves: Do not go to the beach with Yoko Ono.