#3. Hypertension Stadium
There are plenty of carbs to soak up booze, and even a few veggie options to relieve some of the guilt you’ll feel after shoving so much saturated fat down your gullet. The cheese and olives players are a nice touch, as is the beer can blimp.
#4. Fútbol Americano Dip-0 Stadium-o
One, only weirdos use a condiment with Cheez Doodles. Two, the Rice Krispie Treat walls are also incongruous with the other snack elements. Did the engineers never hear of pita bread? Point is, our money is on the team wearing the yellow cheese helmets.