16 More Hilarious Old Baseball Cards

We found a new batch of old cards featuring pro ballplayers making us laugh without necessarily meaning to.

By ModernMan Editors

16 More Hilarious Old Baseball Cards dick wigglerLast year we dug up 12 hilarious old baseball cards that made us laugh for a variety of reasons: ridiculously named players, subtle vulgarity hidden in the photos, astonishingly ugly dudes. And since there are no shortage of baseball cards to choose from, we decided to come up with another batch this year.

We found more silly names and ugly dudes, but this time around we also uncovered sombreros, Zack-Morris cell phones, and a joke that was funny to everyone except fans of the Chicago Bulls.

16 More Hilarious Old Baseball Cards greg minton

We actually kind of dig the Elvis glasses, but are those caps on his teeth? Baba Booey! Baba Booey!

16 More Hilarious Old Baseball Cards don mossi

Eat your heart out, Jamie Moyer — Don Mossi apparently pitched until he was 73 years old.

TAGS: baseball, collecting, sports


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Kimberly Wilson (Tue, 28 Aug 2012 00:27:52 +0000): I used to think pro baseball players were kind of hot...
Rich Lehmann (Tue, 28 Aug 2012 06:30:03 +0000): They left out Billy Ripken's where you can see "FU#K FACE" written on the bottom of his bat.
Michael Pansini (Tue, 28 Aug 2012 09:46:49 +0000): Felix Millan actually batted choked up that far, and he was really good!
Robert Freitag (Tue, 28 Aug 2012 14:23:56 +0000): Pete LaCock is the son of Peter (LaCock) Marshall (Hollywood Squares fame)..I guess you can imagine why he changed his last name. BTW: the senior LaCock was born in Huntington, WV home of....Marshall University.....that's where he got the new last name of Marshall.
Amy Gottshall (Tue, 28 Aug 2012 14:54:45 +0000): Don't forget the Glenn Hubbard holding a python card
Nelson Estrella (Tue, 28 Aug 2012 20:21:39 +0000): MJ has a sweet swing., boy I tell's ya.
Kris C Krems (Wed, 29 Aug 2012 01:31:41 +0000): Imagine how much Vaseline Mossi could hide behind those ears!
Dan Ramirez (Wed, 29 Aug 2012 01:41:02 +0000): The Jordan card was a promotional card made years before he actually attempted to play baseball.
Michael Pansini (Thu, 30 Aug 2012 00:58:57 +0000): lucky he wasnt named Richard LaCock!
Drew Spinoso (Tue, 02 Apr 2013 05:25:34 +0000): You guys picked the dumbest cards! Where's 83' topps Sanguillan? Where's "But-ram Burris, Ed Farmer, Steve Stone topps 80, Pete Vukovich any year. Aerelio Lopez - any year, John Montefusco, ect....
Larry Wolfe Lmt (Thu, 08 Aug 2013 04:26:00 +0000): I have a lot of those cards....in a shoebox in the basement!
Steve Miczak (Fri, 19 Sep 2014 20:09:30 +0000): Where's the Kurt Bevaqua 1976 bubble gum blowing champ card?!?


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