7 Great Benefits When You Go To Prison

You Can Save On Groceries
Food in the joint is dirt cheap. At New York’s Riker’s Island, Ramen Noodles — the dorm room delicacy of choice — are the best sellers, costing inmates a mere 35 cents per package. Four-cent packages of mayonnaise rank at number two, and other menu highlights include a cup of coffee (59 cents), a pack of peanut M&Ms (66 cents), and a bottle of Coke ($1.53). Sorry, fellas — it’s not that kind of coke.