The 12 Dumbest Petitions at

The 12 Dumbest Petitions at lightbulb

10. “Give us back our incandescent light bulbs! We, the undersigned, want the freedom to choose our own lightbulbs.”
Signatures: 1,799
So you, ahem, see a problem with energy-efficient, long-lasting light bulbs that will save you money? You know, why don’t you guys stick your finger in a socket instead.

11. “Legally recognize the tea party as a hate group and remove them from office for treason against the United States.”
Signatures: 1,731
Funnily enough, this is as crazy as some of the wackadoos in the Tea Party.

12. “Shut down White House petitions, since they never get a sincere response, few read them, & they are ultimately worthless”
Signatures: 1,102
We 1,103rd that motion.