10. “Give us back our incandescent light bulbs! We, the undersigned, want the freedom to choose our own lightbulbs.”
Signatures: 1,799
So you, ahem, see a problem with energy-efficient, long-lasting light bulbs that will save you money? You know, why don’t you guys stick your finger in a socket instead.
11. “Legally recognize the tea party as a hate group and remove them from office for treason against the United States.”
Signatures: 1,731
Funnily enough, this is as crazy as some of the wackadoos in the Tea Party.
12. “Shut down White House petitions, since they never get a sincere response, few read them, & they are ultimately worthless”
Signatures: 1,102
We 1,103rd that motion.
