4. “Uninstall Obama — meaning remove Barack Hussein Obama, his appointed government leaders, & failed policies from America.”
“Uninstall?” The President isn’t an app on your smartphones, smarties.
5. “Nationalize the Twinkie industry”
Socialism at its most delicious!
6. “Have the President to attend a Fark.com party. If scheduling does not permit, at least have a beer with Drew Curtis”
Hey, we’re a website that would party with the President? And we’d discuss the important issues with him — like the best toilets to pee in, the coolest holiday gifts, and the best tactics for having threesomes.