The 12 Dumbest Petitions at

The 12 Dumbest Petitions at birthers

7. “Require Barack Obama To Allow The Public Examination Of His Birth Certificate Records & His College & University Records”
Signatures: 11,747
Okay, Mr. Trump. Here you go.

8. “Recount the election!”
Signatures: 64,912
The election wasn’t close, there were no credible reports of fraud, and a recount would cost millions of dollars. So, no.

9. “Allow United States Military service members to place their hands in their pockets.”
Signatures: 4,232
Well, maybe not while under fire. But if they’re just taking it easy in the barracks, we actually don’t see a problem with this.