CHIP ‘N DALE RESCUE RANGERS
Aw, two adorable chipmunks, engaged in hilarious hijinks — what’s more wholesome than that? Surely no one out there is enough of a monster to pervert the name “Chip ‘n Dale” and use it in an unseemly way!
We’d rather listen to this on repeat for the rest of our lives than watch X-Men: The Last Stand again.
According to the song, the Animaniacs have “baloney in their slacks.” Wait, does that include Dot?
Okay, it made it seem as though there are literally zero casualties in war. But how many times did you and your buddies get a laugh out of saying “… and knowing is half the battle”? Even trade.
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