16. If someone was formerly in a special-operations unit called “Shadow Company,” he A) owns at least two guns, and B) shoots first and asks questions later.
17. Always refer to a drug dealer’s drugs as “merchandise” in order to keep the proceedings civil.
18. Head-butts hurt only the buttee, never not the butter.
19. Suicidal maniacs love Looney Tunes.
20. Prostitutes are humorless.