#5. Don’t Sprint Out Right After
If we’ve been together for a bit and you’re in a huge rush, sure, hop in the shower and be on your way. If not, rushing out right after we clean up — stumbling to the door with your pants and shirt in your hands — makes me feel used. I’m not cheap.
#6. Don’t Leave Things Behind
When I’m cleaning up I don’t want to find filthy socks or crusty undies in my bed. The hope is that you’re not doing it for a call back — that never works, I’ll just toss your undies in the trash — but it’s also awkward if we talk again and your undies had something in them. Need me to spell it out? Yeah, I’ll notice if there’s a streak, and it doesn’t make me want to bone you again.
