Alabama Whitman | True Romance (1993)
Patricia Arquette gets paid to nail a comic book nerd on his birthday. Then, they fall for each other, get married, and end up in the middle of a murderous, drug-related crime caper. Typical hooker stuff.
Pros: Her willingness to sleep with a comic store clerk speaks to her affordability.
Cons: Psyche! His boss paid her. So she probably didn’t come cheap.
Verdict? Pass. We’ll shell out for a three threes instead of one nine.
