7 Picks For An All-Female Expendables Cast

What If The Expendables Recast As Females Mirren

Helen Mirren
You might know her from: RED, RED 2, Monsters University
Dame Helen Mirren has a long filmography that spans just about every genre. She’s got that “no nonsense veteran” scowl down to a science, perfect for embracing the “grizzled veteran”-type role we’d need her to fill. Actually, make that “super hot” grizzled veteran.

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What If The Expendables Recast As Females Uma Thurman

Uma Thurman
You might know her from: Kill Bill Vol: 1, Kill Bill Vol: 2, Pulp Fiction
Quite frankly, this broad knows how to kill. With a total of 77 dead bodies amassed over the span of about eight hours – nearly double the kill count of Stallone’s Barney Ross in the first Expendables – Thurman is the type of heavy hitter this crew needs to start filling morgues.