7 Ways To Turn Her Off To Sex

We get it — you want to get laid. So do we. But what we don’t want is to feel like you’re with us for the sole purpose of slipping it in. Then we feel cheap and used and gross and ice cream and pouty phone calls. Unless it’s a one-off statement that fits in with an activity we’re doing, leave the sex talk alone. And if you must bring it up, take this bit of advice: If she gets a look on her face as though you just sneezed green phlegm on her, don’t bring it up again that evening. Period. In fact, you might want to consider never brining it up again. Read: Warm up your hands and forearms, because you’ll be using them later.

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