6. GROWING A PORNSTACHE
Okay, you get a pass for Movember. But the moment Dec. 1 rolls around, this is another facial hair style that must go. Whether you think a porny moustache will make you look older and more sophisticated — I’m onto you, Zac Efron — or you think it makes you look like a guy with a great sense of humor, you’re wrong.
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7. STYLING MAD MEN HAIR
Pretty much every woman wants Don Draper. Therefore, pretty much every woman knows Don Draper doesn’t exist. So, much like David Boreanaz, you’re not fooling anyone.