10 Fake Bands We Wish Were Real

MOUSE RAT | PARKS AND RECREATIONS

Andy Dwyer’s band, which was formerly known as Scarecrow Boat, Radwagon, Fiveskin, Tackle Shaft, Nothing Rhymes With Orange, Everything Rhymes with Orange, Nothing Rhymes with Blorange, Rat Mouse, and about a billion other name, had some catch hits. “Sex Hair,” “5000 Candles in the Wind,” and “The Pit.” We’d go for the tunes, but stay in hopes that Dwyer got shit-housed and stage dove onto an unsuspecting geriatric.

 

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