Considering this could easily turn into a boring list of moronic things of funny pick-up lines said by unfunny sexist morons who have a better shot at getting a handjob from a lobster than getting laid by an actual human being with a functioning vagina, we instead opted to list the funny pick-up lines using photos and memes and text message screengrabs because … well, why the hell not?
We hope you get a laugh. That is, unless you’ve earnestly attempted to use any of these funny pick-up lines with a genuine glimmer of optimism that it would actually lead to you getting laid. In that case, we pity you, sir. Enjoy.