Game of Thrones Merchandise That is Even Too Nerdy For Us

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#20. Eddard Stark Game of Thrones 58″ Sword Officially Licensed Collectible ($500 @ bonanza.com)
1) Where the hell are you going to put that? On your wall? Probably not. In the attic? Most likely. It’ll be a $500 piece of junk you stash in the closet or under the bed you never use to get laid.