#9. Game of Gnomes Garden Gnome Statues ($26 @ Amazon.com)
The gnomes are hand painted and weatherproof, so it’s not like they’re a crappy or inferior product. But they are lawn ornaments, for one. Second, they’re a cheese ball Game of Thrones lawn ornament that’s 9.5 Inches tall. You’re way better off getting a Zombie Gnome (yes, they exist).
