Schools For Dudes

fighter pilot schoolFighter Pilot For a Day ($755 to $3,565)

Do you feel the need — the need for speed? Then check into the Top Gun program for cubicle warriors: Fighter Combat International. With lessons in both simulated aerial combat and aerobatics, you can fly maneuvers that make mortal men tearily ring for the stewardess. Take it from someone who’s done it: When you strap in, the pilot hands you a thick stack of barf bags and informs you that they’re your “boarding passes.” Trust us, it’s hilarious … once you’re safely back on Ma Earth.