LUCKY THE (LUCKY CHARMS) LEPRECHAUN
Faith and begorrah — there are two leprechaun mascots named Lucky? We never would have guessed. This Lucky is definitely the creepier of the two, since he’s constantly upset about children “stealing me Lucky Charms!” (Also, he’s no friend to social conservatives, what with his obsession with rainbows.) On the other hand, the cereal box claims it’s “America’s #1 Source of Whole Grain,” so that’s … actually, come to think of it, that’s one of the most depressing things we’ve ever heard.
