Video: Dude Feels Up 2,000 Boobs

How the hell did this Russian goofball manage to lay his grubby mitts on the boobs of 1,000 women — many of them extremely attractive? Was it sorcery? A great rap about how he was a Hollywood producer? Huge sums of rubles exchanged once the camera stopped rolling? We’re dying to know … for, uh, purely academic reasons.

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