Speakman Hotel Showerhead, $61
Ever notice how hotel showers are the best showers of your life?
That’s because their shower heads, much like male characters in romance novels, are strong and like to give massages. Now you can replicate that refreshing, relaxing feeling with Speakman’s Hotel Showerheads.
Take, for instance, the $61.00 S-2005-H-BN. Though unassuming in appearance, it boasts 50 powerful full-body sprays, eight center-pulsating massages, flow control, and an easy-to-use spray-adjusting T-handle.
It’s just like showering at a hotel — but with fewer beers on ice in the sink. Er, maybe.
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