OWEN LIFT | THROW MOMMA FROM THE TRAIN (1989)
When you’re a middle-aged shlub who lives with his mother, it’s time to start blaming your troubles on yourself instead of dear ‘ol Mom. Besides, Momma Lift isn’t really so bad. Watch the clip and you’ll realize she’s … okay, she’s awful. We sort of understand why Owen would want her dead. But getting someone to push her from a moving train? Show some humanity, Owen. What’s wrong with poisoning her like a sane person?