11 Awful Sons Who Don’t Deserve Moms

FERRIS BUELLER | FERRIS BUELLER’S DAY OFF (1986)

Playing hooky is fun and all, but faking some ebola-like disease so you can skip school, catch a Cubs game, hang out with your pals, drive a Ferrari, and lip-synch to “Twist and Shout” while wearing a leopard-print vest isn’t worth worrying your mom half to death and, worst of all, inadvertently creating a situation in which she must watch her own daughter make out with Charlie Sheen at a police station.