30 Things Fast Times at Ridgemont High Taught Us

6. Finish your pizza before class.

7. Yap about “guy code” and “bros before hos” all you want; a hot chick will make most male friends [email protected] each other over in a heartbeat.

8. Standing someone up for an abortion is not very classy.

9. If a guy tells you side one of Led Zeppelin IV is perfect make-out music, you probably shouldn’t trust him.

10. Scalding-hot coffee is a surprisingly effective weapon.

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