6. Finish your pizza before class.
7. Yap about “guy code” and “bros before hos” all you want; a hot chick will make most male friends f@ck each other over in a heartbeat.
8. Standing someone up for an abortion is not very classy.
9. If a guy tells you side one of Led Zeppelin IV is perfect make-out music, you probably shouldn’t trust him.
10. Scalding-hot coffee is a surprisingly effective weapon.
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