8 Mothers Who Don’t Deserve Mother’s Day

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Pamela Voorhees from Friday the 13th

At the age of 16, Pam had a son she named Jason. He was, um, kinda different. Not like an I-wear-a-hockey-mask-and-slash-people different (yet), but he was born with a deformity. Kids picked on him for it even though Pam tried to keep him hidden from view. When Jason later drowned at a summer camp, Pam lost her shit and went on a murderous rampage before getting her own head lopped off. Loving son that he was, Jason came back to life and picked up where she left off. (How did he come back to life? Don’t over-think it.) At her behest, he killed lots and lots of people, especially teenagers getting drunk and/or having sex.

mom's who don't deserve mother's day Gladys Crabtree

Gladys Crabtree from My Mother the Car

She came back from the dead just so she could continue to henpeck her milquetoast son. And she did so in the form of a 1928 Porter! Terrible gas mileage.