8 Songs About Cities That
Don’t Deserve Songs

songs about cities that don't deserve songs

There’s a reason why so many artists write songs about cities like New York, Chicago, and Los Angeles — it’s because they attract artists with their culture, nightlife, and predatory talent-vampires who promise them fame and fortune and, once in a great while, deliver it. Those cities deserve songs.

But some artists also sing songs about cities that really don’t deserve them. We’re not talking songs like Billy Joel’s “Allentown,” which are all about how much the city blows. They’re songs that celebrate or attempt to immortalize the city. And these are eight cities that don’t deserve it.


songs about cities that don't deserve songs ramones rockaway beach#1. “Rockaway Beach” | The Ramones (1977) | Listen: Rocket to Russia ($8 CD/ $10 MP3 / $18 Vinyl @ Amazon.com)

Before you argue that this is, in fact, a song about New York, keep in mind that the boys were referring to a rim of sludge that Queens calls a beach. (Admittedly, it’s slightly less sludgey these days.)

“The sun is out and I want some / It’s not hard, not far to reach / We can hitch a ride / to Rockaway Beach.”

Uh, who do these guys think they’re fooling? They were four of the palest men this side of Transylvania. Look at Joey in that photo — he’s practically see-through. Catch some rays at the beach? No way in hell. (Heroin, maybe.)



songs about cities that don't deserve songs haggard okie muskogee#2. “Okie from Muskogee” | Merle Haggard (1969) | Listen: Merel Haggard – 20 Greatest Hits ($7 MP3 / $12 CD @ Amazon.com)

Opening line: “We don’t smoke marijuana in Muskogee.”

So Merle proves our point immediately. Thing is, he’s a bit of a hypocrite considering he is one of history’s all-time great drinkers. (That said, we like Merle.) Fun fact: Muskogee is named after a Native-American tribe that the weed-hating Okies slaughtered. Put that in your pipe and smoke it!

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