8 Songs About Cities That
Don’t Deserve Songs

songs about cities that don't deserve songs ramones toronto rugburns#6. “Skyfuckingline of Toronto” | The Rugburns (1995) | Listen: Mommy I’m Sorry ($6 MP3 / $16 CD @ Amazon.com)

“I got a sister named Jake who thinks she’s a man / shaves half a leg, got half a suntan / sells peanuts and Cokes for the Jays in the stands / on the weekend collecting aluminum cans / she says ‘Come along with me if you want to’ / ’We’ll watch the skyfuckingline of Toronto.”

Well, Jake sounds like quite a woman. But if it’s all the same to you, we’ll just nip on over to Montreal; it has much better strip clubs and poutine.

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