8 Terrible Santas In Christmas Movies

3. BLAKE | SANTA WITH MUSCLES (1996)

Santa is supposed to be jolly, fat, and a few cookies away from full-on diabetes. He’s not supposed to be balding, ripped, and full of one-liners like, “I’m only tough when I have to be.” Kids, if you really want to see Hulk Hogan’s acting prowess, check out his 2012 sex tape.