6. WILLIE STOKES | BAD SANTA (2003)
Only a few of us can get away with being drunk at work; mall Santas don’t fit into that category since they’re around so many brats, er kids. But when that mall Santa (Thornton) is a con man, alcoholic, and thief, being drunk is expected. However, beating a Santaland prop to death in front of parents and kids, and admitting that he pissed his pants is surprising.