9 (Mostly Awful) Movie Sequels You Never Knew Existed

Christmas Story

#2. A Christmas Story 2

Twenty-nine years after the OG A Christmas Story introduced Ralphie, Randy, The Old Man, and a leg lamp that would make young boys pop wood, Ralphie is, like, way over BB guns and, like, so into green convertibles. Also, he wants to bang — or at least touch the boobs of — a hottie named Drucilla. But Ralphie is as good behind the wheel as he is as shooting his gun. Meaning, he fucks it up … before he owns it.

The plot centers around Ralphie and his pals Flick and Schwartz looking for a way to pay the owner the expenses before X-mas. It’s as fun as we made it sound. Actually, we made it sound better.