9 (Mostly Awful) Movie Sequels You Never Knew Existed

Anaconda 3

#6. Anaconda 3: Offspring
The snakes aren’t missing, but the humor of the first two has vanished — even with David Hasselhoff (or is he just the Hoff now? Seriously, for a minute that was a thing). Also, the CGI makes it seem as though the actors are fending off plastic snakes. Ohhhhh, spooky!

The plot: A pair of genetically-altered anacondas escape from a terminal illness research lab. Researcher Amanda and a team of hunters led by Hammett attempt to hunt down the man-eating monsters. The clock is ticking as they must kill them before the female gives birth to genetically stronger offspring.