#8. Free Willy 3: The Rescue
A now sixteen-year-old Jesse and his friend, Rudolph, work together on an orca research boat. When they hear of a whaler boat headed for Willy’s orca pod, they team up with Max, the young son of the whaler boat Captain, to save Willy from becoming sushi.
If you watched the first two Free Willy films, which you probably didn’t, then you already saw part three, which you also didn’t. Because nobody did. Because it was shitty and a waste of money and resources and that poor whale doesn’t even get to eat any of his asshole co-stars. The world can be such a cruel rock to live on.