11 Funny Commercials For Bad Products [Videos]

#8. SLAP CHOP | 2008
The skinny, shrill, aggressive-seeming, methy guy in the commercial is one Vince Shlomi. You probably recognize him from his wildly popular ShamWow towel infomercials. Or maybe from his 2009 mug shot after being booked for beating up a Miami hooker. Either way, he’s the guy peddling the Slap Chop, which is sort of like a knife but way better. According to the hyperkinetic pitchman, it will help you get rid of your “boring life” and “make America thin.” How? Well, Shlomi never explains, but he does insist that you’ll be slapping your troubles away and that you’re going to love his nuts. Seriously.