We would have named her Heem Ophelia, but whatever.
This one is lazy — the whole joke is that he’s dog food? — but still, we couldn’t eat while looking at it. Success!
Now that we’re older, we see a whole new layer of offensiveness. Kudos, GPK writers.
Has a member of a punk band ever changed his name to Jay Decay? Because if not, we’re gonna start a punk band just so we can do that.
Thank goodness this model didn’t come with a water dispenser.
