SHORTSTOP: Sharyn Meichtry (Brendan Ryan, Seattle Mariners)
Truth be told, the top prospect at shortstop is probably whatever model, actress, or model/actress Derek Jeter is currently dating. Thing is, the turnover in that post is so fast, you’d have to refresh this page before you finish reading this sentence in order to stay current with whatever hot chick occupies it. So instead, we’re honoring the hot stability of Brendan Ryan’s newly minted bride. So congratulations, Brendan — here’s hoping you manage to hit over the Mendoza Line this season!
THIRD BASE: Molly Beers (David Wright, New York Mets)
Yes, we know. Evan Longoria is currently dating — and making a baby mama out of — Jaime Edmondson, who was Playboy‘s Miss January 2010. But we’re still going with Molly, who is also a model, and who has a way cooler last name. Unfortunately, she and Wright just got engaged, so he’ll probably screw that up. Or as we like to say, “New York Mets that up.”
LEFT FIELD: Larisa Fraser (Ryan Braun, Milwaukee Brewers)
The country is lousy at keeping them, but Canada sure knows how to make ’em. A Toronto frostbite rescuee turned American model, Fraser has been with Braun throughout all of the ups and downs his life has taken the last several years; she even became his fiancée late last year. At least now one of them has a ring.
CENTER FIELD: Kim DeJesus (David DeJesus, Chicago Cubs)
She’s a vocal vegetarian and active twitterer, but she of course gets a free pass on being those two extremely annoying things because she’s so attractive. Heading into last season, the local press in Chicago appeared to be far more excited about the city’s acquisition of her than of her husband. Which is understandable, considering the fact that the two will probably hit the same number of home runs this year.
RIGHT FIELD — Jamie Kotsay (Mark Kotsay, San Diego Padres)
Despite there being little photo evidence at the time, J.K. has been a mainstay on hot baseball wives lists since the ‘90s, when those lists were pecked out by pterodactyls on Gateway computers. But recent years have seen the market flooded with Jamie Kotsay pics, validating her pre-millennial legend.
PITCHER: Lisalla Montenegro (C.J. Wilson, Anaheim Angels)
Assuming Kate Upton’s recent denials of a relationship with Detroit Tigers ace Justin Verlander are true, starting on the hill is C.J. Wilson’s Brazilian fashion model girlfriend, Lisalla. Kudos to C.J. for his willingness to overlook Lisalla’s sizable balls, the existence of which we confirmed when we noticed she refers to herself in her Twitter profile as a “supermodel.”
