PAY ATTENTION TO HER LAUGH
It’s a good sign if she’s laughing at your knock-knock jokes, but women also know that men like to feel funny. So if you pull out a few goofy Chris Pratt lines from Parks and Recreation, she’ll probably chuckle. But that doesn’t mean it’s legit. To figure out if it’s a phony, check out her eyes. They’ll crinkle at the corners if it’s a genuine smile. If she’s just humoring you, they’ll look like they’ve been botoxed. And if you see her smirk, drop what you’re doing and migrate elsewhere. A smirk shows contempt and nonverbally tells you she thinks you’re a peon.